Days since last GitHub incident

This is a bit... low-effort, isn't it? I'd at least expect a video of an exasperated Github user walking up to the '# days since the last GitHub incident' board, sliding out the '1' or '2' card, and replacing it with a '0'.

I mean, that joke is as old as the universe (heck, in the brief period that I worked in an office, decades ago, I had a "# days since the last person asked a stupid question" sign to enact the exact same gag)...

I used to have a magic 8-ball that people could use when they wanted me to debug their code for them. I think it was broken, though; it kept saying "Outlook good". Must've been a Microsoft magic 8-ball.