Days since last GitHub incident

This is a bit... low-effort, isn't it? I'd at least expect a video of an exasperated Github user walking up to the '# days since the last GitHub incident' board, sliding out the '1' or '2' card, and replacing it with a '0'.

I mean, that joke is as old as the universe (heck, in the brief period that I worked in an office, decades ago, I had a "# days since the last person asked a stupid question" sign to enact the exact same gag)...

Or an octocat standing in front of the board, holding cards from 0 to 7 in its tentacles (with the rest lying on the ground) and looking at them quizzically?

How can we add AI to this perfectly functional product?

I don't use Github Pages so I might be wrong but IMO I think at least part of the joke is that its URL betrays that it's a completely static site.

I was half-expecting the "days since last" meme - the one with a person smiling awkwardly while clapping with a large four-digit counter in the background showing only zeroes.

I used to have a magic 8-ball that people could use when they wanted me to debug their code for them. I think it was broken, though; it kept saying "Outlook good". Must've been a Microsoft magic 8-ball.

Tie it to quarterly performance results!

An octocat with zero tentacles?

Base 8 numbering system?

Very low effort. Couldn’t read the text on my iPhone without zooming in. I nearly mistook it for a blank page!

you found the bad-magic-ball, looks like a standard magic-ball with genius inside but is not, the one that finds it works, not the genius..hmmm...but hey glass balls with LLM inside...christmas...wonderful idea