Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now

Google kills Gemini cloud services is the best one. I can't believe I haven't seen that joke until today.

10 years is way too long for Google. It will be gone in 5 replaced by 3 other AI cloud services.

You're right. How naive of me.

I mean Bard barely lasted a year. Arguably Gemini is just a rebrand of Bard, but Bard is still dead.

lol already forgot about bard like it was ancient history

The humor is hit or miss but when it hits it’s quite funny, and the misses are merely groan-worthy.

Triggered by the lighthearted tone of the prompt, I’d bet, but still quite impressive relative to most LLM-generated jokes I’ve had the misfortune to encounter.

My favorite: “Is it time to rewrite sudo in Zig?” which has a few layers to it.

If you look at web traffic when making Gemini web requests, you'll see that Bard is still in the URL (so are LaMDA (pre-bard) and Assistant (pre-GenAI)):

gemini.google.com/_/BardChatUi/data/assistant.lamda.BardFrontendService/StreamGenerate

Didn't they also just shut down Vertex and Gemini APIs to launch a new unified API this week?

That's interesting! I wonder how many parts of their other dead projects are used in current projects.

"IBM to acquire OpenAI (Rumor) (bloomberg.com)".... quick someone set up a polymarket so i can bet against it.

Finally that turf war ends

> The humor is hit or miss but when it hits it’s quite funny, and the misses are merely groan-worthy.

Not sure, I thought basically every link was pretty hilarious. "FDA approves over-the-counter CRISPR for lactose intolerance" isn't even that funny on its face but for some reason it had me actually loling.

I can't find any news about this. That's not wholly unusual given the context. Do you have a link?

Bing Chat suffered the same fate

Tbh I never even heard of that!