Tariffs are great. They protect the struggling domestic IT industry and gives it time to ramp up its production of vintage computer parts.
Specifically thin sliced potatoes fried in industrial lubricants.
WHOA! I prefer my po-tay-toes sliced and fried in duck fat.
Since ducks are migratory shouldn’t duck products be tariffed?
I have a bigger issue: a bunch of undocumented CANADIAN geese in MY BACKYARD! I want ICE to send them BACK to Snow Mexico!
Canadians get annoyed when you call them that. I like to increase the annoyance by calling them Canadia Gooses.