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JSR_FDED ◴[] No.45941785[source]
Tariffs are great. They protect the struggling domestic IT industry and gives it time to ramp up its production of vintage computer parts.
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xnx ◴[] No.45942248[source]
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all2 ◴[] No.45942406[source]
Specifically thin sliced potatoes fried in industrial lubricants.
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1. khannn ◴[] No.45942680[source]
WHOA! I prefer my po-tay-toes sliced and fried in duck fat.
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2. bathtub365 ◴[] No.45942698[source]
Since ducks are migratory shouldn’t duck products be tariffed?
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3. khannn ◴[] No.45942868[source]
I have a bigger issue: a bunch of undocumented CANADIAN geese in MY BACKYARD! I want ICE to send them BACK to Snow Mexico!
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4. Y_Y ◴[] No.45943806{3}[source]
This delightfully reads like an old `fortune` message.
5. sandworm101 ◴[] No.45943955[source]
There is no point. Despite being effective illegal immigrants, ducks regularly self-deport each year. This keeps them one step ahead of any enforcement action. The problem is that the northern border wall just isnt tall enough.
6. Intermernet ◴[] No.45944071{3}[source]
Canadians get annoyed when you call them that. I like to increase the annoyance by calling them Canadia Gooses.
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7. a2tech ◴[] No.45944400{4}[source]
My understanding is that the correct plural for a Canadian goose IS Canadian gooses.
8. khannn ◴[] No.45944520{4}[source]
Candida Geese delenda est