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tempodox ◴[18 Sep 25 09:45 UTC] No.45287631[source]▶

I love that CERN has such a strong bond with their animals. They are even monitoring the quantum entanglements of their sheep: https://home.cern/news/news/cern/cern-scientists-find-eviden...

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lokimedes ◴[18 Sep 25 10:31 UTC] No.45287935[source]▶

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And yet, not everything is so pretty at CERN.

Just consider their Large Hamster Collider! It’s a travesty, and last I head, they were colliding billions of hamster per second. You also got to ask what they do with the resulting elephants and whatnot coming out of those relativistic collisions.

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1. shawn_w ◴[18 Sep 25 21:17 UTC] No.45295114[source]▶

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I hope they're humanely harvesting their eyeballs for boba before putting them in the collider. Such a waste otherwise.

https://img.ifunny.co/images/c736301a01cc03ff1f03dac1c8b87f7...

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CERN Animal Shelter for Computer Mice (2011)