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CERN Animal Shelter for Computer Mice (2011)

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348 points EbNar | 1 comments | 18 Sep 25 06:53 UTC | HN request time: 0s | source
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tempodox ◴[18 Sep 25 09:45 UTC] No.45287631[source]▶
I love that CERN has such a strong bond with their animals. They are even monitoring the quantum entanglements of their sheep: https://home.cern/news/news/cern/cern-scientists-find-eviden...
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lokimedes ◴[18 Sep 25 10:31 UTC] No.45287935[source]▶
And yet, not everything is so pretty at CERN.

Just consider their Large Hamster Collider! It’s a travesty, and last I head, they were colliding billions of hamster per second. You also got to ask what they do with the resulting elephants and whatnot coming out of those relativistic collisions.

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1. vjvjvjvjghv ◴[18 Sep 25 15:49 UTC] No.45291161[source]▶
Hamsters can be kind of assholes though. At least my sister's hamster was one.