Hosting a website on a disposable vape

Re-using this sort of device is super cool. I can imagine a post-apocalyptic scenario where a city is run on a hodgepodge of random computing devices like this.

I will say, though, disposable vapes with microcontrollers inside (and even full games and screens from recent reporting) are an egregious source of e-waste. Many layers of stupid are present here.

Will the Butlerian Jihad find all the vapes?

Really? I thought that it was kind of a ecumenist religion that included themes from many religions.