Reality obviously reduces to QM in certain regimes. I'm quibbling with
> Why does a cat being both alive and dead sound like nonsense?
Alive and dead are coarse grained macrostates and these are never observed in superposition. Just like we don't observe asteroids in superpositions either. You could make some argument around decoherence to explain the absence while maintaining the possibility I guess. The absence of observation is why it sounds like nonsense. Cats aren't things that are alive and dead (sounds like category error to me), even though electrons (excitations of electron field, something something strings or loop or whatever) might be things that exist in superpositions over position space or momentum space and you can calculate observables from wavefunctions.
That doesn't say anything about what is "happening" IMO. I'm not saying macroscopic observations rule out microscopic ontologies.