Material 3 Expressive

From the blurb: "Expressive design makes you feel something. It inspires emotion..." Yep, sea-sickness, quesyness, nausea, and a growing desire park the DeLorean back in 2010 or skip to 2035. The whole 'emotion' thing = funky palettes is irritating beyond measure: the next 2 years of websites will be like working inside a TV advert for Jaguar.

When I was in design school, the dean roasted me for slapping cartoon flowers on a brochure for a female audience. It was hackneyed in retrospect. Kinda like this