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The Awful German Language (1880)

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1. minmax2020 ◴[] No.44001904[source]
I would love to read "The Awful English Language" written in an alternative universe where Twain is German.
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2. DocTomoe ◴[] No.44001920[source]
I'd expect a lot of moaning about how something is written and how it is spelled to appear to come from two different planets.
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3. polotics ◴[] No.44002249[source]
I think you're looking for the poem "the chaos" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaos
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4. brazzy ◴[] No.44002320[source]
Ghoti.
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5. xiconfjs ◴[] No.44002399{3}[source]
Fish?
6. BlackFly ◴[] No.44002466[source]
Is https://guidetogrammar.org/grammar/twain.htm not what you are looking for?
7. golem14 ◴[] No.44002602[source]
slightly offtopic: I would be delighted if Tucholsky had written something hilarious along those lines. But he didn't as far as I know, he focused more on the German language himself.

https://www.eventpeople.de/aktuelles/eventmarket/ratschlaege...

8. 7373737373 ◴[] No.44002855{3}[source]
https://ncf.idallen.com/english.html