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The Rise of Malört, an Unexpected Midwest princess

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79 points mooreds | 1 comments | 20 Nov 24 14:48 UTC | HN request time: 0.001s | source
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jboggan ◴[20 Nov 24 18:30 UTC] No.42196792[source]▶
My friends make a cocktail with Malort, White Monster, and C4 preworkout. They also have a multi-year running gag where they offer me a bottle of fine whiskey or bourbon at a campfire but it has in fact been replaced by Malort. Then, when I am choking and gagging someone else offers me some water to wash away the taste, which is in fact also Malort.
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MisterTea ◴[20 Nov 24 18:50 UTC] No.42196966[source]▶
> My friends make a cocktail with Malort, White Monster, and C4 preworkout.

Fuck me I almost gagged reading that. The rest is just a horror story. That would be the camping trip I return from alone and immediately call a criminal defense lawyer.

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1. dyauspitr ◴[22 Nov 24 03:04 UTC] No.42210768[source]▶
Lighten up and live a little. You have to be open to essentially harmless pranks like this or what kind of sterilized life are you living.