Apple Intelligence notification summaries are pretty bad

I had no interest in this feature until I read this article, then I immediately switched it on.

I honestly feel Apple should lean into the weirdness by allowing people to change the prompt or allowing people to install alternate prompts from the App Store. So you could have your messages summarized as a haiku or poem, or in the style of Shakespeare or a movie character. I think there would be a market for that.

Ping! “Here’s a deal just for you!

Limited time—what will you do?

Swipe now, don’t delay, Or it fades away!”

The choice? Well, that’s up to you.