Whether that applies here is naturally subjective, but hearing that changed how I look at logo designs a bit.
And they’re not even consistent. Three of them are squares, two of them are different shapes, and despite the simplicity even something as trivial as the font size and spacing isn’t uniform.
A lot of it would still get that reaction, I think, if a programmer presented them instead of a designer, and these look to me like they’d be among them.
We didn't get that it was supposed to be a logo or a brand though.
Labels like this look like placeholders. They leave you feeling empty and convey a sense of amateurishness.
These do provoke a visceral response. It's not an "Oh!", nor even an "oh?", but rather an "oh..."
The "brand guidelines" will be broadly disrespected since the mental threshold for brand awareness is higher than the entropy of a square.
That said:
> A lot of it would still get that reaction, I think, if a programmer presented them instead of a designer, and these look to me like they’d be among them.
Weren't the logos in TFA made and voted on by programmers?