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riwsky ◴[] No.41853321[source]
#All possible codebases by major programmers

Linus Torvalds: you take a week-long swing at a problem you find annoying, fascinating, or both. The result enjoys staggering worldwide success in the ensuing decades, despite being clearly outclassed by some alternative from the GNU project that, pinky promise, is coming out any day now.

Grace Hopper: BEGIN a framework that powers critical government functions, AND has secretly saved America from mass destruction time and again, only to be dunked on by Reddit for trivial matters of syntax END.

John Carmack: Doom, but better-looking.

Brendan Eich: you take a week-long swing at a problem your employer finds commercially compelling. The result enjoys staggering worldwide success in the ensuing decades, despite being clearly outclassed by the prior art it was supposed to build on.

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mp05 ◴[] No.41853492[source]
> Brendan Eich: you take a week-long swing at a problem your employer finds commercially compelling. The result enjoys staggering worldwide success in the ensuing decades, despite being clearly outclassed by the prior art it was supposed to build on.

Pretty brilliant, right? Right?

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1. riwsky ◴[] No.41853808[source]
Please forgive my JavaScript joke: it’s really just a poorly-written series of callbacks.
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2. minikomi ◴[] No.41854567[source]
You merely extended the prototype
3. bigiain ◴[] No.41854702[source]
It wasn't that great, but some of the callbacks had promises...
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4. sdiupIGPWEfh ◴[] No.41855333[source]
I'm still awaiting the punchline.
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5. LVB ◴[] No.41855483{3}[source]
this is the problem
6. milani ◴[] No.41855672{3}[source]
Not fulfilled yet? Maybe in the next tick.