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PlunderBunny ◴[] No.41852825[source]
Someone do Michael Moorcock.
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bryanrasmussen ◴[] No.41852885[source]
due to my being saddled with the British National debt it turns out that a loner of a dying race must set out on a morally ambiguous journey through all reality, killing everyone he meets except for a thinly disguised Sancho Panza - Volumes 1 through 119.
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bryanrasmussen ◴[] No.41852913[source]
due to my having accidentally stolen the brown acid from Alan Moore, who you probably suspected I might actually be for some years, in Volume 120 loner from a dying race meets other loners from other dying races in future and merges into 1000 limbed kaiju and is forced to eat the soul of Sancha Panza.

on edit: due to having eaten the brown acid I stole I forgot how to spell words like eldritch and Alan and have edited one of them in a new edition of my previous work to undo the typo introduced in the acid-addled version.

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bryanrasmussen ◴[] No.41852988[source]
due to coming down from previous trip I realized that racism has infected fantasy like a virus, and the only way forward is poorly disguised Gormenghast pastiche.

on edit: thinly veiled threat to write 500 more comments on this issue in the next few months.

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bryanrasmussen ◴[] No.41853044[source]
due to my having survived the last 3 or 5000 comments, this part is somewhat hazy, I would just like to say that China Miéville is my legacy and he thinks of me as his literary father, which I am in a way, although I am a heroic loner from a forgotten race doomed to wander through HN writing comments for all eternity until I can finally destroy the Evil God who cursed me to do so and cash my royalty checks.

on edit: or perhaps I have cashed these royalty checks here, in the end times, and am having lovely sex times with erotically gender strange creatrixii - a word like any other. While the world dissolves into a tangerine ice cream created by the whim of the last human minds to develop a plot point.

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bryanrasmussen ◴[] No.41853108[source]
OK, but what if it turns out - in the end of all this - I'm actually Jesus! huh!? Pretty cool right! Those drugs were so freaking worth it!! Now to pay off the mortgage I took out to afford the drugs!

on edit: I would like to detour into a very long series of comments in the following subtree of this site as to why Grant Morrison sucks and has ripped me off and is no good.

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bryanrasmussen ◴[] No.41853192{3}[source]
But first - a series of congratulatory online interviews between myself and various creators who do appreciate me and that I, in turn, appreciate.
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1. I_complete_me ◴[] No.41853311{4}[source]
I have no idea what you're doing here but I am impressed enough to have got to the end. (No meta here, I assure you.)
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2. YeGoblynQueenne ◴[] No.41854390[source]
This is not the end. It is the beginning.
3. bryanrasmussen ◴[] No.41855744[source]
this is the first of my congratulatory interviews with people who admire me with I_complete_me, in which I talk about how I was the first originator of the character Jerry Cornelius and how he is I, while Gideon Stargrave is just a cheap ripoff by a no talent hack, later I shall take out a massive loan on my future creative output to buy enough drugs to allow me to stomp about the countryside flattening cottages in the hope of squishing Grant Morrison who is an agent of Chaos.

on edit: it may appear that I am easily hurt and somewhat petty, but given that I am stomping about the countryside flattening cottages it follows I am actually very strong and the far bigger man.