I need an "Every possible comment by Hacker News users"
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comment: an essayesque rant about deeply held ideological beliefs that are not even vaguely related to foo
This product is really cool and congrats to the team for pulling this off. The rest of my paragraph is full of euphemisms of why my product is actually better, and why this product is actually shit.
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