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1. NaOH ◴[] No.37252829[source]
Here or elsewhere I’ve long followed these rules for commenting:

1. Be respectful.

2. Stay on topic.

3. Move the conversation forward. This sounds like a repetition of #2 but there is often a distinction in that, say, a discussion about a new product feature is likely not the time to discuss the company’s history with features. Going in that direction is moving the conversation sideways.

4. Provide supporting evidence for what is said. Claiming something like, “I’d never buy this from Company X” is a baseless statement compared to “I’d never buy this from Company X because A, B, and C are an indication I won’t get much support beyond the 90-day warranty and that’s not enough at that price point.” The trick I use for this is to include a word like because since it compels an explanation.

5. Avoid attempts at humor. For one, text mediums like HN can easily lead to misinterpretations; there are many people reading for whom English is a second language, so being clever can cause confusion for those readers; if my humor were so good to be worthwhile for the amount of readers a place like HN has then I should be a comedian. I'm not a comedian.

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2. Savely ◴[] No.37252990[source]
But humour is half the reason I read HN and 3/4 the reason I comment!
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3. janalsncm ◴[] No.37253062[source]
On 5, I will avoid humor directed at a user and usually humor related to the ambiguity in headlines, however poorly written. I won’t shy away from mocking soulless PR statements or silly public figures.
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4. Uehreka ◴[] No.37253103[source]
My most upvoted comment on HN by a mile was a joke about Siri. A lot of my other most upvoted comments are either jokes or humorous exaggerations or other silly stuff.

The guidelines may say that humor should be avoided, but the readership (the people who, in the end, decide what HN is) seems to disagree.

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5. aequitas ◴[] No.37253215[source]
As a personal rule I only upvote humor on fridays, which I sometimes break if a joke is really really good.
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6. gretch ◴[] No.37253239[source]
> the people who, in the end, decide what HN is

I don’t agree with this position. There is a place for administrators to shape the place they want to build for the world and have it be differentiated from other places.

As a thought experiment: HN could turn into a TikTok clone and it would be wildly popular. It will be decided by the users, but the user base will be 100% different. And the world would have lost a unique place for yet another clone.

So I appreciate it when the site owners are opinionated and proactive about maintaining this space.

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8. 1letterunixname ◴[] No.37253356[source]
Notes on this: We're not fucking robots and data is cold and boring. If people can't be free to be themselves, I don't see the value and suspect egotistical/protofascist-esque attempts to control others. The best conversations include stories and have a sense of humor. People lacking a sense of humor tend to be the most dramatic and problematic.
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9. mulmen ◴[] No.37253403[source]
Classic survivor bias. Jokes are fine when they are funny but they aren’t worth the price of encouraging unfunny posts. Ultimately they don’t contribute.
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10. 1letterunixname ◴[] No.37253404[source]
Made with 125% organic love and infotainment value. (By weight, not by volume. Some contents may have settled during transport.)

Edit: Maybe we need an overlay meta HumorNews to channel all of our distracting banter lest the people who yell at you for daring to ask a question in a source repository issue declare "you are wrong, stop being you, stay in your lane, and follow the rules precisely".

11. mulmen ◴[] No.37253415{3}[source]
I don’t lack a sense of humor, it’s just not why I come to HN. I also don’t discuss my political views with my manager.
12. 0xdeadbeefbabe ◴[] No.37253426[source]
5 oughta have a caveat like only pg can attempt humor
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13. vlz ◴[] No.37253427[source]
Disfavoring humor is one of the things that keeps HN from becoming like reddit where the top answers often seem to be empty witticisms.

While it might have worked for you karma-wise, many bad/average attempts at humor seem to get downvoted a lot and I am glad for it.

When I click on a topic that I'm deeply interested in, the last thing I want to see is someone's attempt at being witty to collect internet points.

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14. the_arun ◴[] No.37253441{3}[source]
@0xdeadbeefbabe Good sense of humor!
15. tptacek ◴[] No.37253464[source]
The canonical answer to this issue, which comes up over and over and over again on HN:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36219385

It's worth remembering that HN is a common law system. If you want to nerd out about what the real, fine-grained guidelines are, follow Dan's comments; they're the site jurisprudence.

A corollary to the humor thing: insubstantial comments are problematic when they're negative and less problematic when they're positive or encouraging. That's a principle that goes all the way back to Graham. So you're generally going to be fine attempting a cheerful joke than you are trying for a sly dunk.

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16. gspencley ◴[] No.37253485{3}[source]
This is going to be a divisive issue.

Personally there's nothing I can't stand more than people who take life too seriously and can't find the absurdity in every day matters. If someone manages to make me spit out my coffee, give a chuckle or even just a smile then I am eternally grateful. After all, I'm usually on HN because I need a temporary mental break from work.

Value comes in many shapes and forms. But is also in the eye of the beholder. I just ask that you and others don't assume for a second that someone trying to make others laugh is doing it for "internet points." Some people genuinely like trying to bring a smile to the faces of others. Those who succeed are my heroes.

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17. mindcrime ◴[] No.37253503[source]
The guidelines may say that humor should be avoided, but the readership (the people who, in the end, decide what HN is) seems to disagree.

In my experience here (and I have been around a while), the actual case is that some humor is welcome here. But the subset of what is welcomed on HN, versus the set of "all things someone finds humorous", is pretty small. I've had humorous comments upvoted before, even highly so. But there's a pretty particular brand of humor that seems to work here. And you can't always predict how something will be received.

I will say this: some of my most highly upvoted comments are among some of my lowest effort ones (eg, something like "Fuck these guys. The NSA can go go hell" or similar) while I've had tons of comments that I spent half an hour or more working on, doing researching, finding citations, etc.... and they either got zero votes, or got downvoted.

My point is that it's really hard to guess how people will react to any particular comment here, humorous or otherwise, on any particular day.

18. adamredwoods ◴[] No.37253527[source]
Similar to sarcasm, I don't always "read" the sarcasm or humor as intended. My internal voice may read something differently, depending on the mood I'm in.

I don't mind it when someone calls it out with a "/s" or "/jk" (/sarcasm, /joking).

Related: humor at work: https://hbr.org/2020/07/sarcasm-self-deprecation-and-inside-...

19. krapp ◴[] No.37253605[source]
The guidelines don't actually say humor should be avoided. Hacker News is just weirdly priggish because it associates humor with Reddit and Reddit with everything it fears, hates and stands against. So unless it's particularly smart and clever humor (which negates its "Redditness") it'll get stamped out like a cockroach.
20. kej ◴[] No.37253660[source]
It had its own moderation problems, but I liked the Slashdot rule that funny upvotes didn't count for karma with the explanation that "you have to be smart, not just a smartass". It made it so that people could still post jokes, but they weren't rewarded in the same way that meaningful contributions were.
21. jjav ◴[] No.37253704{3}[source]
> HN could turn into a TikTok clone and it would be wildly popular.

As a strictly text-only medium that would be difficult.

That's why I vastly prefer text-only media. Email lists (without attachments), Usenet, or even forums that only do text. The written word requires more effort than just posting pics so quality is almost inevitably better.

22. tamimio ◴[] No.37253994[source]
I will take humor or even cheesy jokes over some of the condescending, egotistic, and patronizing comments in here any day any time. Obviously all in moderation, but listing humor as a bad thing in general gives an you idea the type of person/company/etc. is, taking life too seriously is not a healthy thing, not for you, not for everyone around you.
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23. tamimio ◴[] No.37254075{4}[source]
> I just ask that you and others don't assume for a second that someone trying to make others laugh is doing it for "internet points." Some people genuinely like trying to bring a smile to the faces of others.

Spot on!! I personally couldn’t care less about these brownie points, my whole life been (and still) using alt/nicknames accounts and mostly in sites/chats where the whole upvote system isn’t there, when I help someone in something or make a joke, because it makes me feel better to know I helped someone or brought some smile, I don’t care about your fake coins or whatever, but some people are so fixated about it for some reason, and that’s why I don’t like “influencers” culture in general, they are usually slaves to these thumbs up!

24. wrboyce ◴[] No.37254175[source]
I had the same thought reading the parent comment. My most upvoted comment on HN is a single word joke (that blurs the lines between English and Spanish) and if I’m completely honest I’m still quite proud of it, especially being someone who, at best, fumbles their way through speaking Spanish.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23842179#23845200

25. TurkishPoptart ◴[] No.37254302[source]
All attempts at humor should be made. If they fail, a simple apology or explanation should be fine. Otherwise, offended parties should kindly exfiltrate themselves back to Reddit.
26. samstave ◴[] No.37254363[source]
I try as often as possible to add a meaningful comment after I make my pun or jokes.

I don't always remember to do it, but I do try.

27. Gibbon1 ◴[] No.37254403{3}[source]
Humor is often a wrapper around something.

Malign people wrap antisocial stuff in order to get people to eat of it.

A joke with nothing inside it is just annoying and derailing. See the guy who always interrupts the conversation with a pun.

It is possible to wrap decent stuff with humor.

28. kelnos ◴[] No.37254426{4}[source]
The problem with that is the response varies a lot by individual.

There have certainly been occasions -- albeit rare -- when a humorous HN comment has made me laugh out loud, or at least grin.

But most of the time I find attempts at humor here to be annoying and distracting. Especially when it devolves into a deep thread of few-word or one-line responses that reminds me very much of things I dislike about Reddit.

Put another way: I don't come here for humor. That doesn't mean I won't appreciate it sometimes, but that's not what I'm here for, and the majority of the time I find it to be an unwelcome distraction from what I actually come here for. I come here for discussion, whether just to read it, or to participate in it. Short, humorous comments almost never lead to discussion.

29. kelnos ◴[] No.37254455{4}[source]
C'mon, that's disingenuous. I don't want the top comments to be middlebrow dismissals or lectures about jokes or jokes themselves. The irony is that your comment to this effect is itself a shallow dismissal.

> HN tends to be little better than Reddit at either.

I assure you, you are wrong in this. There are times when I see HN threads devolve into Reddit-land, but it's fairly rare, and very noticeable when it happens, because it reminds me why I generally don't bother with Reddit, but am (mostly) happy here on HN.

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30. kelnos ◴[] No.37254513{3}[source]
Personally I'd be fine if the humor and the condescending, egotistic, patronizing comments all went away.

I don't think humor in general is a bad thing (my friends would likely in part describe me as a wise-cracking, sarcastic jokester at times), but I just don't think HN -- or any sort of textual medium where participants don't know each other that well or at all -- is a great place for it.

Obviously we're all free to disagree on this (and we obviously are, given the size of this subthread), but I think overall the community agrees (through up/downvoting) that humor on HN should be fairly rare.

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31. another-dave ◴[] No.37254611{4}[source]
> or off-the-cuff rants related only to the title (because no one here RTFA)

> Please don't post comments saying that HN is turning into Reddit. It's a semi-noob illusion, as old as the hills.

I hope this irony was intentional, as it's top notch.

32. another-dave ◴[] No.37254645{3}[source]
But there's a healthy tension between "moderator and moderated" — people come to a place because it's being shaped in a certain way, but bring their own expectations.

And in tandem, the guidelines grow with the community to reinforce behaviour that's seen to be fruitful and disincentivise behaviour that's derailing.

33. doctor_eval ◴[] No.37254663[source]
Mine was a story about cockatoos that had a funny twist ending.

I think humour on HN is one of those things that’s, let’s say, “a little bit naughty” - but you can get away with it sometimes if it’s genuine.

34. AlbertCory ◴[] No.37255248[source]
> Avoid attempts at humor. For one, text mediums like HN can easily lead to misinterpretations; there are many people reading for whom English is a second language, so being clever can cause confusion for those readers;

On behalf of ESL people, you're offended? Maybe you should let them speak for themselves.

Humor is a big part of what makes life worth living. I love it when someone makes me LOL.

Maybe the non-native English speakers just think, "Well, I don't get that, but whatever." In their other reading, they'll run across idiomatic English sooner or later, too.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

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35. lazyasciiart ◴[] No.37256112[source]
If you read that line as "someone is offended", you might be over-estimating when people are offended.
36. sofal ◴[] No.37256769{3}[source]
Exactly. Actually funny jokes from amateurs tend to have risen out of an order of magnitude more failed attempts. You can't encourage the funny one without inviting a ton of bad ones.
37. throw10920 ◴[] No.37256971{4}[source]
HN doesn't ban humor. HN disfavors it - you can still be humorous, but you have to not just be humorous, but actually provide substance. Solid discussion written in an entertaining style tends to be highly upvoted. Allowing "mere jokes" with no substantial content leads to Reddit. If you want that - go there.
38. dredmorbius ◴[] No.37258510{5}[source]
Moreover, middlebrow dismissals do go against HN's intent, as pg noted back in 2012:

<https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4693920>

39. tamimio ◴[] No.37258849{4}[source]
It might be, but a light hearted joke shouldn’t be looked at as a bad/offensive behavior, if you don’t like it, ignore it, someone else might like it, we are not the same, something for you maybe is a no no to joke about, for someone else it isn’t so why gatekeeping the conversation? I do agree on not overdoing it since after all that’s not what I’m here for.

>but I think overall the community agrees (through up/downvoting) that humor on HN should be fairly rare.

I disagree with that from two perspectives, for one, the majority of the site’s users are lurkers (I’ve been lurking since 2007ish, first account I made in 2014 and barely used it to comment, and made this mainly to engage a month ago), and these up/down votes only account the users who engage in the comments. The second side is, I believe it’s a different personalities, the ones who engage in comments up/down votes are mostly the intense ones who comes out usually as condescending, since being that after all might get them some of these kudos, and the ones who don’t engage in up/down voting are the relaxed personalities who don’t mind to have some humor from time to time, hence the comments in here saying they don’t favor humor will get more votes than the others, because they are the ones who engage and care about these votes to start with, but that’s my personal observation only.

40. dontupvoteme ◴[] No.37258949[source]
Slashdot fixed this way back in the day by identifying which category the comment was in (Informative, Funny, etc)

Would make great training data these days!

41. D-Coder ◴[] No.37269498{4}[source]
> If someone manages to make me spit out my coffee, give a chuckle or even just a smile then I am eternally grateful.

For small values of eternity.