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If your country has "democratic" in the name it's probably not democratic. If your major has "science" in the name it's probably not science. If your company has "don't be evil" in its motto...

Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.

So Computer Science is Engineering?

Some things in CS programs are engineering, other things are philosophy.

computer science is math

engineering is math too, math is eating everything, oh noes!

but not really, that's software after all. engineering is applied math, so largely software modeling, whereas CS is theoretical work. abstract problems, pure solutions.

Advanced CS work has more to do with psychology and sociology than science and engineering in my experience.

>If your country has "democratic" in the name

"The United Democratic States of North America not including Canada" would be quite the name.

Care to elaborate?

It would surely be

"The Federal Republic of the Democratic United States of America"

(I've been in Africa waaaaay too long :) )

> engineering is applied math

It's applied math and applied science. The science informs how to apply the math, since the math is a model of natural phenomena. In fact, most of the math came to engineering via the science.

United Federation of the Democratic-Republican States of America.

Also holds for someone saying "I'm intelligent" and "trust me".

So what is neuroscience then

They did say "probably" not science, so this one is the exception

No, math is math, engineering is engineering, and science is science.

Engineering and science are not math, even though they use math, and engineering is not science, even though it uses science. They are all very different disciplines.

And “Frankly” and “I’ll be honest”...

That's why it should just be under neurology.

So we should start a country called the Totalitarian Empire of Evil and it would be a utopia? I'm in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNhhz1yYk2U

There's a good part of Computer Science that's like magic. Unfortunately there's a bad part of Computer Science that's like religion. - Hal Abelson

"Pepsi Presents The Federal Republic of the Democratic United States of America"

Howard Stern is the king of all media.

The problems (or at least the solutions) stop being technical and start being cultural and political pretty quickly.

I agree, but I'd say "software engineering" rather than "CS". It's hard to produce software at scale without herding lots of cats.

It's a thing of its own. Used to be called informatics in some countries. Much better name, IMO. There are large parts of computer science that have nothing to do with computers. They're about information and can be applied outside of computers.

I'm with Alan Kay when he says "computer science" used to be an aspiration and eventually became a misnomer. Same with software engineering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyIQKBzIuBY

(Doesn't mean CS and SE are always "worse" than science and engineering. But they are currently very different.)

I think the Satanists actually have this mindset. Seems like I'm frequently seeing headlines about them doing good works and stuff.

But what about data science?

/s

I've head this comment before, but from my own speech I don't find this to be true at all. It usually means I'm saying something I perceive to be more vulnerable or direct than any party to the conversation has been to that point - not at all that I was being deceptive before that point or after.

isn't neurology more to do with the physiological aspect? Neuroscience is a bit more like behavioural psychology.

STEM and humanities sit hand in hand nowadays. STEM to turn needs into realities, humanities to effectively manage relationships/expectations across every level of stakeholders.

Is that really an argument in favor of it being a science? Isn't behavioral psych going through a "replication crisis"?

"We need to do away with the myth that computer science is about computers. Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes, biology is about microscopes or chemistry is about beakers and test tubes. Science is not about tools, it is about how we use them and what we find out when we do."

- Michael R. Fellows, Ian Parberry (1993) "SIGACT trying to get children excited about CS"

The "-logy" comes from Greek which means science: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-logy and https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/-%CE%BB%CE%BF%CE%B3%CE%AF%CE%...

Most Satanists do not believe in Satan. They do not worship the individual, directly, named Satan who is found in the Christian religion. Satanists look at Satan, especially Milton's Satan as a literary figure who embodies individualism and free thought. To that end, they are edgy Libertarians.

John 19:21, Then said the chief priests of the Jews to Pilate, Write not, The King of the Jews; but that he said, I am King of the Jews.

> So Computer Science is Engineering?

Mostly, yes, especially as an undergrad. A science forms and tests hypotheses, usually about natural phenomena. I only had a few classes in CS where we tested any hypotheses or performed any real experiments. Most of it was design and learn by rote, and not experimentation.

Theoretic Computer Science is pretty sciencey but is testing things engineers built and often testing using math rather than experiment. Algorithms and data structures use the result of some science, but don’t teach or perform much science normally. Graphics involves a lot of cross-discipline physics and math, but in practice is teaching techniques and APIs, and doing very little scientific experimentation.

Machine learning may be bringing more science into computer science. People are certainly running lots of experiments in ML today trying to figure out how neural networks behave. A lot of it is still engineering too, of course, but there is some science in there.

Definitely true for anything named a "Center of Excellence"

I would argue that CS and type theory explores the very foundations of math.

Only if you're good.

My response to that: https://www.scott-a-s.com/cs-is-not-math/

I think you were unfortunately downvoted. I think you're mostly accurate, but I think all sciences at the undergrad level don't teach how to do science. They teach about science. Yes, I know that there are labs, but that's rarely the emphasis. A physics and chemistry student is mostly learning things that other people have discovered and figured out. It's not until the graduate level that someone actually starts doing science as opposed to learning about science. And a lot of that is necessary: in order to be a productive scientist in any discipline, there is a lot of background material you need to understand first. The bar of entry to adding to our scientific knowledge is very high.

But, I think it would be good to include more philosophy of science - what does it mean to do science - at the undergrad level.

Unfortunately, virtually all CS programs have become Software Engineering programs save for their names. The actually thinking and theory behind it is often more of a side note as educational institutions focus on teaching students how to use specific tools that are popular at the time, leading to many people having a good idea of these specific tools, but no idea on their actual design implications or how anybody actually realized how to do these things.

Sadly, if you want to learn proper theory (what I consider to be CS) you have to get lucky and find a mathematics program that has electives so you can focus on things like discrete mathematics and information theory.

> vulnerable or direct than any party to the conversation has been to that point

You seem to be sort of acknowledging the contradiction in this one. If the conversation is guarded (self-protecting vulnerability) or indirect, then it isn't being frank.

"Work/life balance" really means you'll experience a "work/work balance"

What about Scientology which has both science and ology? Is it science science?

I think that's like a double negative. Which would imply that Scientology actually IS science, which is ridiculous of course. I think "science" in the title only means "not science" when conveyed in the language you're currently using.

...And Pilate said "whatever, I'm not gonna rewrite this."

This basically sums it up:

https://dilbert.com/strip/1998-05-05

But what follows Frankly is genuine whereas in the other examples the target phrase is used to reinforce a deceitful stance.

No. It’s saying that GP has completely miscategorised notwithstanding your clumsy strawman.

There are certain aspects of computer science that are engineering (i.e. concerned with the building of machines and structures), other that are a part of formal science, others that are a part of experimental science, ect.

It sounds like the bad apples were at Motorola and potentially Google got rid of them.

Well, computer science is all about making stuff.

A physics or chemistry student is learning about empiricism on lab courses, and about how other scientists came-out with their advances. But more importantly, they are mostly studying science itself, not how use it to create practical stuff.

I ran across an interesting (fictional) variation of this viewpoint once where Satan was cast as the unsung hero of a resistance movement, fighting on behalf of human beings against a tyrannical God. Unfortunately, the resistance lost—and the "history" espoused by most major religions is basically just propaganda on behalf of the winning side. (IIRC this was mentioned offhand as background data for one character at some point in the Empire of Man series by David Weber & John Ringo.)

I have no personal stake in this one way or the other, but it's an interesting thought-experiment. If that version of events were true, would anyone be able to tell? Is it really any less plausible than the "official" version?

I don't disagree with your comment, and I don't think your comment disagrees with mine. I was agreeing with dahart that a computer science undergrad curriculum is mostly not about doing computer science, but then pointing that that is true for all sciences.

There's a piece of Lord of the Rings fanfic around that inverts it in the same way -- Mordor was really a democratic scientific place and they just wanted to understand how magic really worked, but were defeated by the autocratic kings of the rest of the world who wanted to keep magic to themselves. The standard history is propaganda, etc.

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A common misconception! It's actually the science of the color cyan, but people kept mispronouncing "Cyantology". ;)

Most of the computer science curriculum is explicitly engineering. Even the courses we call theory are about how how to engineer better, more like what a mechanical engineer does when studying thermodynamics than what a physicist does when studying the same subject.

I do agree that none of them are doing science, but one is studying science itself, the other is studying a slightly different thing.

What "strawman"? You introduced behavioral psych to the discussion. You seem more certain now, however...

neuroscience is physiological, but it deals with the study of neurons and neuronal systems rather than the output of behaviors. I always thought neurology was more of a medical field application of neuroscience.

behavioral psychology is NOT neuroscience behavioral neuroscience is different than behavioral psychology