Latin: Extraclaudiposteriorifabricátio
Pronunciation: ex-tra-clau-dee-pos-TE-ri-o-ri-fa-bri-KA-tee-o
Meaning: "The act of fabricating something by pulling it from one’s posterior."
extra- = out of
claudi- (from claudere, close/shut) repurposed for “the closed place”
posterior- = the backside
fabricatio = fabrication, invention
German: Poausdenkungsherausziehungsmachwerk
Pronunciation: POH-ows-den-kungs-heh-RAUS-tsee-oongs-MAHKH-verk
Meaning: "A contrived creation pulled out of the butt by thinking it up."
Po = butt
Ausdenkungs- = thinking-up
Herausziehung = pulling-out
Machwerk = contrived creation
Klingon: puchvo’vangDI’moHchu’ghach
Pronunciation: POOKH-vo vang-DEE-moakh-CHU-ghakh
(roll the gh, hit the q hard, and use that throat ch like clearing your bat’leth sinuses)
Meaning: "The perfected act of boldly claiming something pulled out from the butt."
puch = toilet (a real Klingon word)
-vo’ = from
vang = act, behave, assert (real root)
-DI’ = when (adds timing spice)
-moH = cause/make
-chu’ = perfectly / clearly / expertly
-ghach = turns a verb phrase into a noun (canonical nominalizer)