Here's v0's attempt (using Opus 4.5 / I'm on free tier) with the article and comments too. It did quite well. I believe it followed my instructions to use just a single html page (wound up being 3000+ lines long).
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From @dangs_successor in the first post:
We've merged several duplicate threads on this topic. Please keep the discussion substantive and avoid personal attacks.
Also, yes, my username is silly. The previous dang retired in 2031 and I lost a bet.