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nickdothutton ◴[] No.46192002[source]
- Claude, please optimise the project for performance.

o Claude goes away for 15 minutes, doesn't profile anything, many code changes.

o Announces project now performs much better, saving 70% CPU.

- Claude, test the performance.

o Performance is 1% _slower_ than previous.

- Claude, can I have a refund for the $15 you just wasted?

o [Claude waffles], "no".

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1. klysm ◴[] No.46192071[source]
I’ve always found the hard numbers on performance improvement hilarious. It’s just mimicking what people say on the internet when they get performance gains
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2. dominotw ◴[] No.46194338[source]
> It’s just mimicking what people say on the internet when they get performance gains

probably read bunch of junior/mid level resumes saying they optimized 90% of company by 80%