It might surprise the author to learn that there are many people who:
1) Have tried lisp and clojure
2) Liked their elegance and expressiveness
3) Have read through SICP and done most of the exercises
4) Would still choose plain old boring easy-to-read always-second-best Python for 90% of use-cases (and probably Rust for the last 10%) when building a real business in the real world.
The article could really benefit from some steel-manning. Remove the cute Flatland metaphor and it is effectively arguing that lisp/clojure haven’t been universally adopted because most programmers haven’t Seen The Light in some sort of epiphany of parentheses and macros. The truth is more nuanced.