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What the heck is going on at Apple?

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148 points methuselah_in | 7 comments | 07 Dec 25 16:54 UTC | HN request time: 0.501s | source | bottom
1. w-m ◴[07 Dec 25 17:51 UTC] No.46183545[source]▶
Apple acquires OpenAI, Sam becomes CEO of combined company; iPhone revenue used to build out data centers; Jony rehired as design chief for AI device.
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2. alhirzel ◴[07 Dec 25 18:02 UTC] No.46183628[source]▶
> Apple acquires OpenAI, Sam becomes CEO of combined company; iPhone revenue used to build out data centers; Jony rehired as design chief for AI device.

Wonder what to call this brand of fanfic?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_fiction

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3. flenserboy ◴[07 Dec 25 18:23 UTC] No.46183801[source]▶
the worst possible future for Apple, & perhaps for us all.
4. ares623 ◴[07 Dec 25 19:00 UTC] No.46184104[source]▶
I hate that this sounds plausible
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5. rchaud ◴[07 Dec 25 19:52 UTC] No.46184544[source]▶
Stratechery 2.0
6. swivelmaster ◴[08 Dec 25 01:27 UTC] No.46187284[source]▶
This is so insanely terrible that I’m going to put my phone down now and go do something else.
7. quesera ◴[08 Dec 25 04:53 UTC] No.46188507[source]▶
I'm more in the "Not in a million years" camp on this one. :)