Two step guide to naming programming languages.
Step 1: Make sure no other programming language has the name you want.
Step 2: Make sure the name you want isn't a slur or rude word in all the languages your audience will write in. Be sure to check misspellings and homophones.
Optional 3rd step is to make sure the name lends itself to a cute animal mascot. For this project, I dunno maybe a corner chair is the mascot.