HP lol, yeah sure. I wouldn't touch anything HP with 100m long pole.
I imagine soon they could implement something like this...
"Robot error, you've reached wear & tear limit on your left wheel: 1 mile. Please buy a new wheel from HP shop, Price: $2999"
"Robot error, looks like your new wheel is not compatible with your old right wheel. Please buy a new right wheel..."
"Robot error, you've reached recharge limit of 50 cycles, on your internal robot battery..."