Side gripe:
I'm sitting here with a very performant computer running its native web browser.
It's ridiculous that I kept losing my place in that article because the page kept getting shifted to fit yet another damn ad (there were at least three in-view at all times as I was looking at it) onto the screen.
Either make the ads fast and don't load the page until they're all there, or better yet, admit that online content isn't a way to make your private equity group even more obscenely rich, and cut back on the monetization that you put on it.