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Do not accept terms and conditions

(www.termsandconditions.game)
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isoprophlex ◴[] No.45659705[source]
Their heroku setup is having a moment. But if this is about the game I've been playing with my rude ass car that started nagging me about Kia's t&c update, weeks after i first got it, every time i start the engine...

I'm not sure if I'm winning and I'm not sure if the game is fun anymore. at least the car and I have been playing a single game of me declining the t&c and please ask me again later for some three years and a few months now. So the replay value is high.

Also sometimes my wife pretends to go for the "accept" button and it makes me all hot and bothered

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1. agile-gift0262 ◴[] No.45660918[source]
My Toyota also got that game in a DLC about a year after I bought it
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2. isoprophlex ◴[] No.45660962[source]
Mozilla did an expose a while back on what's hidden in those terms, IIRC. Things like "we want to know do you use the heated seats" (okay... useful free market research maybe) but also "we store personality profiles including your sexual preferences"

Somewhere I hope a PM is deliberating the intricacies of automotive teledildonics. I hope.

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3. goopypoop ◴[] No.45664484[source]
Monthly payment features and telematic updates, oh yeah

Sketchy auto-braking and seats that heat your derrière

You are supreme

The chicks'll cream

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