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Peanut allergies have plummeted in children

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178 points JumpCrisscross | 1 comments | 20 Oct 25 18:09 UTC | HN request time: 0.303s | source
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aerostable_slug ◴[20 Oct 25 18:29 UTC] No.45647374[source]▶
Business idea: Allergen Aerator

Generate a miasma of benign pestilence in your child's crib, mimicking the protective inoculations provided by early exposure to peanuts and other potential allergens, "farm" air, and the like. It could be packaged with Flonase for sneezing parents and an 'essential oils' scent dispenser to cover the barnyard smell.

Use AI to tailor the precise blend of aerosolized rodent feces and tree nut dust to optimize your child's immune system, and et voila: funding!

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1. politelemon ◴[20 Oct 25 21:35 UTC] No.45649699[source]▶
This is needs consumer staying power in order to secure the funding. I recommend selling the blends in DRM locked plastic pods and have the device only be operable from a mobile app. The mobile app's purpose would be to gamify the aerosol dispensation by grading it on timeliness, targeted direction and force of the spray, as well as streaks that get posted to social media for a sense of foamo.