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aerostable_slug ◴[] No.45647374[source]
Business idea: Allergen Aerator

Generate a miasma of benign pestilence in your child's crib, mimicking the protective inoculations provided by early exposure to peanuts and other potential allergens, "farm" air, and the like. It could be packaged with Flonase for sneezing parents and an 'essential oils' scent dispenser to cover the barnyard smell.

Use AI to tailor the precise blend of aerosolized rodent feces and tree nut dust to optimize your child's immune system, and et voila: funding!

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1. sfgunn ◴[] No.45649560[source]
Competing with a $2 bag of Planter's? Not so crazy if you corner the market. Now that's SaaSing baby!