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aerostable_slug ◴[] No.45647374[source]
Business idea: Allergen Aerator

Generate a miasma of benign pestilence in your child's crib, mimicking the protective inoculations provided by early exposure to peanuts and other potential allergens, "farm" air, and the like. It could be packaged with Flonase for sneezing parents and an 'essential oils' scent dispenser to cover the barnyard smell.

Use AI to tailor the precise blend of aerosolized rodent feces and tree nut dust to optimize your child's immune system, and et voila: funding!

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1. hangonhn ◴[] No.45647804[source]
For food allergies, they already make powders that contains various different allergens that you can expose your kid to starting at a certain age.

And like sibling comment said, you can just also just take them outside and let them be kind of outdoorsy.