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1. animal531 ◴[] No.45248016[source]
I invented the single use finger toy.

For only $162 you get: "The Single Use Finger Toy consists of a singular rubber appendage attached to a retractable wire harness designed specifically for individual fingers. This ergonomic accessory provides hours of solitary stimulation through intricate finger movements, gradually detaching itself after extended use due to over-tensioned joints."