RNG was seeded with a millisecond time of day, leading to 86.4M possible decks. Oooph.
> Start by picking your favorite spot on the equator. You're going to walk around the world along the equator, but take a very leisurely pace of one step every billion years. The equatorial circumference of the Earth is 40,075,017 meters. Make sure to pack a deck of playing cards, so you can get in a few trillion hands of solitaire between steps. After you complete your round the world trip, remove one drop of water from the Pacific Ocean. Now do the same thing again: walk around the world at one billion years per step, removing one drop of water from the Pacific Ocean each time you circle the globe. The Pacific Ocean contains 707.6 million cubic kilometers of water. Continue until the ocean is empty.
And it goes on.
Numbers like Tree(3) or Loader's number or the various "these are really big mathematical functions" ( relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/207/ )... we know we can't comprehend them. But 52! - that's something that we think we can get our head around... and it's mind boggling large once you start doing the math and trying to relate it to real things that we can relate to (which are mind bogglingly large).
The whole premise of computers being unable to do shuffling as good as humans is ridiculous. 52! is huge but log(52!) is not.
If anything it's humans (unless specifically trained) who produce horribly biased shuffles. Whole chunks of sequences from the previous deal can show up, either directly or spaced 2x or 4x. Try ordering a deck first, then shuffle it, then open each card and see if you notice any patterns.
There are strong monetary incentives to break all kinds of private keys but most of the time they hold pretty well.
(That does sound like a fun optimization challenge: "write a program to fairly shuffle the most decks of cards per second possible.")