> We know it’s possible for living things to be functionally near immortal.
Not in any sense that's applicable to humans.
The often-cited animal examples, like greenland sharks, tortoises, and lobsters, are slow-moving ectotherms with "cold" metabolisms. Adjusting for watts per unit mass of biochemistry, they might "live" less in all their centuries than you do in a single decade [0-3].
In that sense they're only "long-lived" in the same way a tree is long-lived. Yeah, it might not die. But it's also not doing much that produces wear and tear, misfolded proteins, scar tissue, plaque buildup, etc.
Microorganisms and cnidarians, which can be truly immortal, are even more divergent. For example a common form of "immortality" involves periodically regenerating body parts by reverting to stem cells. IIRC regeneration is ancestral to all animals, but mostly lost in mammals.
Humans can actually already regenerate to a limited extent [4]. But how are you going to regenerate an entire primate nervous system (which "immortal" animals don't have), without losing everything you are?
In fact, the use of regeneration to achieve "immortality", and even that only rarely and in very simple animals, suggests it may not be possible at all for living organisms to live indefinitely in the same body. Otherwise, why would evolution waste calories rebuilding a whole body?
I suspect some systems-theoretic effect like the Red Queen hypothesis [5], but on a micro scale. Change is the only constant, and immortality implies trying to stay the same when the only thermodynamically favorable options are to grow or decay.
0: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-020-76371-0
1: # Greenland shark metabolism over entire lifespan
sh -c "units '((30mg/oxygen)*(mol/g))/hour/(1000/1000^0.84*kg) * (434kJ/mol) * 200year' MJ/kg"
2: # Greenland shark lifespan metabolism, alternate estimation
sh -c "units '192kcal/day*200year/126kg' MJ/kg"
3: # Human metabolism over 1 decade
sh -c "units '150W/100kg*10years' MJ/kg"
4: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regeneration_in_humans
5: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Queen_hypothesis