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FBI cyber cop: Salt Typhoon pwned 'nearly every American'

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287 points Bender | 4 comments | 30 Aug 25 12:43 UTC | HN request time: 0.002s | source
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737min ◴[30 Aug 25 13:28 UTC] No.45074504[source]▶
A better title would be “Chinese Communist Party” or “China” pwned nearly every American… This is a state, not a school computer club.
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1. MSFT_Edging ◴[30 Aug 25 15:22 UTC] No.45075410[source]▶
More like "US government demands doors be left unlocked, Chinese Communist Party walked in"
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2. mensetmanusman ◴[30 Aug 25 17:53 UTC] No.45076654[source]▶
US government demands doors exist. CCP finds keys.
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3. MSFT_Edging ◴[30 Aug 25 20:43 UTC] No.45077847[source]▶
and Technologists scream "we told you not to install the doors!"
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4. backscratches ◴[31 Aug 25 17:09 UTC] No.45084847{3}[source]▶
"We told you not to install doors on the space station, its extremely dangerous pressure-wise and entrances need to be particularly well designed because its in space..."

"We installed a door so that any american police officer could enter the space station whenever they want. Too bad it imploded and all of the air escaped. "