The truly cursed thing in the article is this bit near the end (unless this is part of the satire):
"Something amusing about this is that it is something that technically steps into the realm of things that my employer does. This creates a unique kind of conflict where I can't easily retain the intellectial property (IP) for this without getting it approved from my employer. It is a bit of the worst of both worlds where I'm doing it on my own time with my own equipment to create something that will be ultimately owned by my employer. This was a bit of a sour grape at first and I almost didn't implement this until the whole Air Canada debacle happened and I was very bored."
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