Windows 11 Update KB5063878 Causing SSD Failures

If it breaks a SSD, would microsoft be liable for the damage?

I doubt it

Has Microsoft ever been liable for anything?

The EULA that nobody reads says no

I think you also didn't read the EULA. The EULA says something along the lines:

> the statements incompatible with local law are to be disregarded as void

This is to protect The beneficent of EULA terms (Microsoft) from the possibility that entire EULA is rendered illegal because one of its statements is illegal.

So EULA doesn't say

> no

What it says instead is

> no, if that's legal where you use this software

Though this condition doesn't neighbor the statement like this.