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278 points Michelangelo11 | 5 comments | | HN request time: 0.607s | source
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m000 ◴[] No.45038490[source]
This is wild. You can't get away from these zoom calls even as an F-35 pilot.
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1. mbirth ◴[] No.45038510[source]
I bet, once the gear malfunctioned, Clippy popped up on the screen and suggested to call support.
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2. aduty ◴[] No.45038631[source]
Hey, all Clippy ever wanted to do was help.
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3. m000 ◴[] No.45038835[source]
At least it wasn't Bonzi Buddy telling jokes to lighten up the mood.
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4. Rooster61 ◴[] No.45039669[source]
That might explain why the computer thought it was on the ground while it was flying
5. mrguyorama ◴[] No.45044956[source]
Clippy never sold my data. Clippy never forced me to update when I didn't have time. Clippy never advertised things to me. Clippy never lied to me. Clippy didn't take hundreds of watts of power to provide incorrect answers.

Clippy was an assistant, built to help me solve problems I didn't understand, and built to help computer illiterate people use their computers more effectively and was made out of genuine expressions of making their product better for more people.