I forced every engineer to take sales calls and they rewrote our platform

> The rewrite took 2 weeks. We removed 60% of features. Added a simple progress bar. Built Slack integration for questions. Created "done-for-you" workflows.

> Our support tickets dropped 70%.

If this isn't fake something is extremely wrong with this picture.

Reddit has become an outlet for creative writing. This might have been inspired by some real life events, or it might have been pure fiction. Either way the end result is dripping with the typical Reddit creative writing elements, with a dash of LinkedIn style business storytelling.