My 2.5 year old laptop can write Space Invaders in JavaScript now (GLM-4.5 Air)

This raises an interesting question I’ve seen occasionally addressed in science fiction before:

Could today’s consumer hardware run a future superintelligence (or, as a weaker hypothesis, at least contain some lower-level agent that can bootstrap something on other hardware via networking or hyperpersuasion) if the binary dropped out of a wormhole?

This is the premise of all of the ML research I've been into. The only difference is to replace the wormhole with linear genetic programming, neuroevolution, et. al. The size of programs in the demoscene is what originally sent me down this path.

The biggest question I keep asking myself - What is the Kolmogorov complexity of a binary image that provides the exact same capabilities as the current generation LLMs? What are the chances this could run on the machine under my desk right now?

I know how many AAA frames per second my machine is capable of rendering. I refuse to believe the gap between running CS2 at 400fps and getting ~100b/s of UTF8 text out of a NLP black box is this big.