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Death by AI

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583 points ano-ther | 1 comments | 19 Jul 25 14:35 UTC | HN request time: 0s | source
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abathur ◴[19 Jul 25 23:43 UTC] No.44620532[source]▶
A popular local spot has a summary on google maps that says:

Vibrant watering hole with drinks & po' boys, as well as a jukebox, pool & electronic darts.

It doesn't serve po' boys, have a jukebox (though the playlists are impeccable), have pool, or have electronic darts. (It also doesn't really have drinks in the way this implies. It's got beer and a few canned options. No cocktails or mixed drinks.)

They got a catty one-star review a month ago for having a misleading description by someone who really wanted to play pool or darts.

I'm sure the owner reported it. I reported it. I imagine other visitors have as well. At least a month on, it's still there.

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0xDEAFBEAD ◴[20 Jul 25 06:34 UTC] No.44622514[source]▶
Obvious solution: start serving po' boys and buy a jukebox/pool/electronic darts.
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1. NBJack ◴[20 Jul 25 22:39 UTC] No.44630042[source]▶
Great. That's how it always starts when we 'listen' to the AI. First, we make a few adjustments to the menu. Next, we get told there's a dancing floor, and now we have to install that. A few steps later? Automated factory for killer robots (with a jukebox).

I should probably admire the AI for showing a lot of restraint on its first steps to global domination and/or wiping out humanity.