Postgres LISTEN/NOTIFY does not scale

I like this article. Lots of comments are stating that they are "using it wrong" and I'm sure they are. However, it does help to contrast the much more common, "use Postgres for everything" type sentiment. It is pretty hard to use Postgres wrong for relational things in the sense that everyone knows about indexes and so on. But using something like L/N comes with a separate learning curve anyway - evidenced in this case by someone having to read comments in the Postgres source code itself. Then if it turns out that it cannot work for your situation it may be very hard to back away from as you may have tightly integrated it with your normal Postgres stuff.

I've landed on Postgres/ClickHouse/NATS since together they handle nearly any conceivable workload managing relational, columnar, messaging/streaming very well. It is also not painful at all to use as it is lightweight and fast/easy to spin up in a simple docker compose. Postgres is of course the core and you don't always need all three but compliment each other very well imo. This has been my "go to" for a while.

This kind of issue always comes up when people put business logic inside the database. Databases are for data. The data goes in and the data goes out, but the data does not get to decide what happens next based on itself. That's what application code is for.

The way you model data and store it in your database is fundamentally a part of your business logic. The same data can be modeled in many different ways, with different trade-offs for different use cases. Especially if you have a large amount of data, you can't just work with it as is, you need to know how you will use it and model it in a way that makes the common operations fast enough. As your application evolves, this may change, and even require data migrations.

None of this means you have to or even should use stored procedures, triggers, or listen/notify. I'm just making the point that there is no clean separation between "data" and "business logic".

Can't upvote this enough. The point is not that procedures outside of the DB is wrong, nor is it that procedures should always go into the DB. It's that you should look at the context and decide what the best way to solve the problem is.