And that's perfect. Blame the wall too, because it was running just fine. It's a site to write (mostly porn), with better uptime and more daily users than most of the companies posted on HN daily.
Not really, no. For example, if you drive into the wall, you may die.
Another experience that feels like death is working in a company that implements on-call rotations.
It would be too easy to draw out a parallel between how you approach a free fanfiction website (the website should mystically owe you five 9's uptime) and the mentality that metastased in the industry.
Instead, I'm gonna take this opportunity to point out that the AO3 downtime affected you, as a non-user, enough to vitrify the admin, where hardcore users laughed it off (because they're not entitled toddlers).
Not sure it was that solid.
But sure, I committed a hate crime.