Making TRAMP faster

Tramp is an absolute garbage implementation (yeah, its author is just a terrible, sophomoric programmer) of the most naive mechanism you could imagine: bring the file over, edit it, copy it back. "celeritascelery" is genuinely better off using vim and git remotely, his hard-on for magit notwithstanding.

TRAMPs goal is to be able to use ssh, scp, sftp, rsync etc., without any special TRAMP support on the remote side.