So many gems in here but this one about microservices is my favorite:
grug wonder why big brain take hardest problem, factoring system correctly, and introduce network call too
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grug wonder why big brain take hardest problem, factoring system correctly, and introduce network call too
Now I understand that “architecture” and “patterns” is a jobs program for useless developers. It’s this, or they’d be on the streets holding a sign saying “will write JavaScript for a sandwich”.
One app I got brought in late on the architect had done some complicated mediator pattern for saving data with a micro service architecture. They'd also semi-implemented DDD.
It was a ten page form. Literally that was what it was supposed to replace. An existing paper, 10 page, form. One of those "domains" was a list of the 1,000 schools in the country. That needed to be updated once a year.
A government spent millions on this thing.
I could have done it on my todd in 3 months. It just needed to use simple forms, with some simple client side logic for hiding sections, and save the data with an ORM.
The funniest bit was when I said that it couldn't handle the load because the architecture had obvious bottlenecks. The load was known and fairly trivial (100k form submissions in one month).
The architect claimed that it wasn't possible as the architecture was all checked and approved by one of the big 5.
So I brought the test server down during the call by making 10 requests at once.
Back in the very early 2000s I got sent to "tune IIS performance" at a 100-developer ISV working on a huge government project.
They showed me that pressing the form submit button on just two PCs at once had "bad performance".
No, not it didn't. One was fast[1], the other took 60 seconds almost exactly. "That's a timeout on a lock or something similar", I told them.
They then showed me their 16-socket database server that must have cost them millions and with a straight face asked me if I thought that they needed to upgrade it to get more capacity. Upgrade to what!? That was the biggest machine I have ever seen! I've never in the quarter century since then seen anything that size with my own two eyes. I don't believe bigger Wintel boxes have ever been made.
I then asked their database developers how they're doing transactions and whether they're using stored procedures or not.
One "senior" database developer asked me what a stored procedure is.
The other "senior" database developer asked me what a transaction is.
"Oh boy..."
[1] Well no, not really, it took about a second, which was long enough for a human button press to to "overlap" the two transactions in time. That was a whole other horror story of ODBC connection pooling left off and one-second sleeps in loops to "fix" concurrency issues.