But it is builtin android feature. You connect to laptop and notification pop up asking if you want to mount as usb transfer mode or just charge.
> is it a skill issue that swiping from the left goes back to the previous page and swiping from the right also goes back to the previous page?
Its probably your specific vendor option and you certainly can change it. But its definetly not universal android thing as it doesnt do anything from edge swipe by default.
> is it a skill issue that google translate requires me to have the google search app installed?
Its just regular app - it doesnt need anything additional.
> and that the google search app puts a big fuck off search bar in the middle of my home screen
Apps which places widgets on homescreen asks for permission unless you checked a checkbox to always allow. And all widgets can be removed from the screen anyway. These is no such thing as mandatory non removable widgets in Android.
So yeah, it looks like a skill issue if you are more familiar with how another system works and doesnt want to invest to figure out how to do the same in the Android. The UI is different and less familiar for you, but you can literaly do all the things as on iPhone, just in a different way.