Where's the fucking game, I was teased with a potential of a vibecoded game!
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"Why did you choose Go for your backend?"
"Well, the lightning strikes it implements deliver critical elec-damage against the customers that get past the ice blast from our DATA CACHE-powered FUNC, striking them in their frozen-status for x3 before they can get to our vital CPURAM resources. The most important thing to have in a cloud-based deployment is a diverse mix of elemental attacks and crit-stacking bonuses."