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717 points surprisetalk | 2 comments | 15 May 25 02:57 UTC | HN request time: 0.611s | source

1. alchemyzach ◴[15 May 25 04:30 UTC] No.43991857[source]▶

And so, all the humans on earth swarmed to see what was going on.

The machines did too.

There was one weird thing, though.

The title of the event was rather mysterious.

It simply read…

“Grand Theft Auto VI”

2. caseyy ◴[15 May 25 07:21 UTC] No.43992629[source]▶

Every two months, “Half-Life 3” flashed on the screen.

The humans have invented Tyler McVicker.

Human