"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"
The original point of Bitcoin was that someone else didn't keep custody of your money for you. You'd keep custody of it yourself, on your computer or a paper wallet.
Yet, there are tons of people who keep obscene amounts of Bitcoins on crypto exchanges or otherwise held by companies for them.
Why do people buy a cryptocurrency built on distrust of institutions that hold your money for you, and then give that cryptocurrency to an institution to hold it for them?
Did nobody learn anything when the former Magic: The Gathering Online Exchange imploded in 2013-2014?