A 256Gb microSD hiddden in luggage with a fully updated MX-Linux installed.
Create a snapshot of the updated system on a MX-Linux live CD including all the programs you would normally use, VPN etc, save it to a usb drive and write that to your microsd card.
sudo dd if=snapshot.iso of=/dev/mmcblk0 bs=1M status=progress
meanwhile, install a new HDD drive on an old laptop. wipe it and install any new linux distro. you wont be using this at all
at your destination, input your microsd card into laptop, change boot order and boot into your new microsd card,
The microsd card leaves no traces, it runs in memory.
A freshly installed Lineage on an older phone.
you wont have to unlock anything, you will have nothing on your laptop or phone
border force can access everything. there is nothing to see!
get a trusted friend to send you any important files via signal or any other encrypted messaging or email service
At your destination, login into your emails and messaging services etc